What the hell are you doing here?
Getting crepes.

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The F**kin' Special

The Karma Police

Savory crepe with slow-roasted pulled pork, sharp cheddar, pickled jalapeños, and our house-made chipotle aioli. Arrest your hunger.

$14.95

Available today only

About Us

A delicious crepe wrapped in a napkin with Radiohead lyrics

But I'm a Crepe. I'm a weirdough.

Yes, we named our crepe shop after a Radiohead song. No, we're not sorry about it.

When Thom Yorke sang "But I'm a creep," we heard something different. We heard a calling. A calling to make the most delicious, perfectly thin, golden-brown crepes this side of Paris.

Every crepe is made fresh to order, using our signature batter recipe and the finest ingredients we can source. Whether you're here for something sweet to satisfy your cravings or a savory meal that'll make you feel like you belong here—we've got you covered.

You're not a creep. You're a customer. And you're in the right place.

The Complaint Department

Got feedback? We'd love to hear it. Drop your suggestions in our state-of-the-art Complaint Department, where every comment is carefully reviewed and processed.

(Results may vary. Shredding is immediate.)

The Complaint Department - a suggestion box that shreds your complaints

Visit Us

Address

123 Crepe Street
Foodie District
Anytown, ST 12345

Hours

  • Monday - Friday8am - 9pm
  • Saturday9am - 10pm
  • Sunday9am - 8pm

Contact

Phone: (555) 123-CREPE
Email: hello@butimacrepe.com

Map Coming Soon

Cause I'm A Crepe food truck

Catch Our Food Truck

Can't make it to the shop? Keep track of our Food Truck to nab some crepes whenever we're in your neck of the woods.

Follow us on social media or download the "Find My Crepe" app for daily location updates!

Find My Crepe app showing food truck location on a map